The Letters R, A, N, S, O and M are Going To Be Worn Out On This Keyboard

Other frequently used words might be: "pay," "dollars," and "disappear." Too bad this flexible, portable silicon keyboard doesn't include a matching font—although I'm sure that can be easily remedied]

    Rejoice, the Real Baby JesusPhone Has Cometh

Behold the Baby JesusPhone. And be happy, for He is the one who will bring peace, love, and 1,546 fart applications for all of us in this good Earth. Hallelujah! God bless, god bless. [Thanks Joshua Naudascher]

Santa's Real Workshop: Amazon's Gargantuan Distro Centers

Santa's Real Workshop: Amazon's Gargantuan Distro 

Centers

Kids imagine that their

Christmas presents come from a huge, crowded workshop full of elves at the North Pole. In reality, they come from huge, crowded warehouses full of workers in the 'burbs.

These insane shots come from Amazon UK's distribution center, but you can be sure that there are a bunch more just like this in the States. And that a decent percentage of what you'll be opening later this month will have passed through one of them

According to This Commercial, We All Need and Deserve HandJobs

According to This Commercial, We All Need and Deserve HandJobs

 
This commercial has

left me convinced that I need to order a five dollar HandJob right now. I'm just confused about whether I'll be getting what I think I'm getting or a weird kitchen tool.
I guess with that price, odds are that it's probably the kitchen tool. Geez. Talk about a tease after all those borderline-NSFW puns.